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VOICE TESTING
will kick your ass and then sleep with you or reverse order. warning: maze is a demon and was once known as hell's greatest torturer. she loves inflicting pain, she loves feeling pain. she just loves pain in general. being a demon she has what many would consider a very messed up perspective on things. she isn't gonna attack you... probably. but be prepared. |
...GaW verse?
[ John Constantine showing up unannounced at a certain nightclub there to bother a certain demon and her boss? More likely than you think. ]
yaaaaas. maybe lucifer set up lux in gotham?
but something about constantine was useful, blah blah blah. she had stopped listening after that.
which was what she was doing right now as she stands behind the bar, her arms crossed as she glares at the very man in his ridiculous trenchcoat. ]
I don't do safe words, Constantine.
WOULDNT BE SURPRISED THE BASTARD
[ his hands slide into his pockets as he looks around the club. has it gotten bigger? he turns to the side, then the other side, a wide grin on his face. oh, he recognizes this joint now. belonged to that fish mooney at one point -- didn't it? ]
You're expanding the business. Bloody hell. What, did Hell not have enough souls for you to torment?
he was bored or something stupid wanted to go have fun with humans
Safewords are for weaklings and humans. You wouldn't survive getting into bed with me.
[ she says 'humans,' with distaste. although that might have been distaste with constantine in general. she didn't like him. she didn't like that he knew what she was. it was one thing for lucifer to go by his real name and tell everyone he was the devil. this was something else. ]
What do you want Constantine?
l o s e r
[ he has such a grin on his face. oh, this is fun. too fun. not really why he's here though. he turns and looks back at her with his eyebrows raised. ]
I need a word with your boss. Big bad stuff going on. I thought he might want to be in the know.
you think maze wants to be here?!
I can show you real fun if you think you can handle it.
[ it's a challenge, one she doesn't expect him to ever take. ]
He's busy.
tell ur boss u wanna go home then
[ he rolls his eyes. ]
Signing your paychecks? Oh, I doubt it. Where is he?
u think she hasn't
[ she says it again. it isn't as if she's particularly inclined to do what john asks, he annoys her more than most of the humans. and he probably is. likely off somewhere indulging himself. ]
and he still keeps her on the payroll LMAO
You don't know where he is. Do you?
go away constanTYENE
[ maze saw no reason in hiding the fact she couldn't stand john. if she had her way he'd be dead by now. besides, it wasn't as if she just tended bar for lucifer, most nights she didn't work at all and she was the one indulging herself.
fighting, drinking, sex.
but some nights she had to run things, like nights when constantine showed up. couldn't just let him go around getting into whatever it was that he did. ]
[ groans into eternity about how they thought they were clever for that joke ]
Tell me, has he said you can go back home to Hell yet?
arrowverse in a nutshell
Or I don't want too. If you really needed him you'd say so.
[ she makes a slight face at the mention of hell. ]
Why? Want me to say hi to Astra?
agreed
[ he is about to smirk when his expression falls. astra. his gaze narrows then. so, astra's still in hell then? that hasn't been fixed yet here? the constantine that was here let that go tits up too?
or, maziekins is screwing with. ]
Take a long hard look at me, Maziekins. Do you really think I belong here?
luci loves his puns but even he's not that bad #notcanon
[ her look clearly says 'you idiot.' she takes a sip from her drink and then smirks again. she loves the fact that he's so clearly riled. ]
He's with someone right now. He'll be down later.
no subject
[ john meets her gaze evenly and now equally as annoyed. he'll be down later. god sakes, lucifer, have some class. sorry, that invoked the name o f daddy and we wouldn't want to do that. ]
Well, be a dear and tell him old Johnny is here to see him. I bet he'd love to catch up.
[ namely, john is looking for information. he'd heard lucifer bounced out of hell to run a nightclub, but, he didn't quite believe it. now he has to because here it is. oh, he's sure that lucifer would gladly take the time to gloat and sneer and complain more about the time john outfoxed him and kept his soul and cured his cancer.
because... john knows that the devil and god are the eternal beings. no alternates of them. the same entities through out all of creation. meaning lucifer would know a thing or two about a constantine that is supposed to be from this timeline.
he winks at maze before standing and moving over to one of the booths. he isn't leaving for a bit. ]